This is a short movie film I just created. You probably had to be there to think it’s funny, but it cracks me up every time I watch it!

Looking for Chuck Norris? Don’t pin your hopes on Google, they are far too clever to even attempt a search. They know you can’t find Chuck Norris, simply because Chuck Norris finds you.

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It’s probably for the best no one can find him after this.

So Gizmodo reports that Steve Ballmer got egged. In Hungary. This is a pun writers wet dream, the possibilities are endless.
On Twitter I ‘joked’ that the protester probably confused Steve Ballmer being in Hungary with Steve Ballmer being hungry. Coat at the ready.
Then there is the fact that Steve Ballmer has a head shaped like [...]